sevnilock:


John’s memory album        ——The First smile.

sevnilock:

John’s memory album
        ——The First smile.

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planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

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daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

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shadesandgoldbullets:

rickytee:

recoverykitty:

Morning guys. I hope you remember today that if you slip up you can restart your day at any time. You don’t have to wait til the next day to start over. Just sit down, breathe for a few minutes, and start again. 

I like this. I really like this.

Reading this everyday for the weeks to come.

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arewehavingpunyet:

excitemint - gum spotted by Meg R.
Well? what do chew think about this pun?

arewehavingpunyet:

excitemint - gum spotted by Meg R.

Well? what do chew think about this pun?

comedycentral:

Which of these #DogMovies is best in show? Watch tonight’s new @midnight and find out!

jaredpotterloki:

serrickon:

caramelfeathers:

#sassy gay trickster

#i’m fucking your brother mate

it’s funny because you don’t know if that tag is about dean or gabriel

jaredpotterloki:

serrickon:

caramelfeathers:

#sassy gay trickster

#i’m fucking your brother mate

it’s funny because you don’t know if that tag is about dean or gabriel

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