comedycentral:

Click here to get a taste of the new season of Inside Amy Schumer, premiering April 1.

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jedavu:

Stunning Images Of Skylines Captured With Time Lapse Photography

by Dan Marker-Moore

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austriea:

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

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womaninterrupted:

whatleighdid:

salemexplainsitall:

It was 30 years ago today that the Breakfast Club met for detention 

In case you weren’t feeling ancient today

My first R rated movie. Ah, the memories.

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comedycentral:

One of these #AlcoHolidays will be toasted when @midnight returns with new episodes, tonight after Colbert!

psychusa:

No tears. We’re celebrating 8 Astoundashing Pseasons!

psychusa:

No tears. We’re celebrating 8 Astoundashing Pseasons!

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Freedom is life’s great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart, you will know peace.

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comedycentral:

Which of these #RuinAChildrensBook tweets is destined to become a time-honored classic? Find out on a new @midnight, tonight after Colbert.